the lazy, disreputable councillor Jon Hartley has been sacked from a religious education body for not bothering to turn up to its meetings. It's in the Reading Evening Post, so it must be true. The person in charge of this body, SACRE, one Rabbi Zvi Solomons, is not happy. Not happy at all. Oh dear no. You'd need to have a heart of stone to read of the humiliation of Cllr Hartley without laughing.
Oh and he can't be bothered to pay his car tax either. Cllr Hartley not Rabbi Solomons.