Tuesday 30 June 2009

a question worth asking

should BNP members be allowed to work in the public sector? They already are not if they are police officers or prison officers. But teachers? Nurses? Civil servants? Benefit officers? Nick Cohen has a good piece on this here, published in the Observer on Sunday 28th June. I will answer the question myself. Yes. Including if they are police officers or prison officers. Because the BNP is a legally constituted political party. If its members are to be discriminated against in terms of employment then the next step is to make membership of the BNP illegal. And what does that mean for those who have been elected as BNP councillors, MEPs, maybe even an MP at the next election? And worse than that (those who are elected for the BNP have a sorry record of getting disqualified for violent behaviour, benefit fraud and so on) do we really want to have in Britain tribunals saying "Are you now or have you ever been"?

Pride is often expressed in the tolerance and fairness of British society. That way can lie complacency, it is true. But wasn't it right for Britain to shelter American film directors and others who could no longer work in the US because they were or had been communists, or were thought to have been? Remember that even in those times there was a US Communist Party (I think it still exists today) and you did not go to prison for being a member of it. And if it was right then why is it also right today to deny employment to people on the grounds of their political beliefs?

Here in France holocaust denial is a crime, which it is not in the UK. The comedian Dieudonne, who has expressed such views and has publicly supported the Front National, is not however banned from working (though I have never seen him on mainstream TV, perhaps I am watching the wrong channels). Dieudonne is black. So it all starts getting complicated. Let's have laws against incitement to racial hatred, and let's have public servants dismissed if they break them. Let's not allow teachers to indoctrinate their pupils politically (it happened all the time when I was going to school). Let's make the BNP comply with UK laws by not restricting membership to whites (there is all kinds of nonsense on their website about the Norse Folk, you have to go to Iceland to find them chaps these days), which the Front National has to do here.

My sister had a teacher at primary school who was a Jehovah's Witness and who terrified some of the children with her proselytising. I submit that teacher should have been disciplined, instructed never to express their own religious views in class again, and allowed to continue working - if they did not comply then they should have been dismissed. In fact what happened back then (the 1960s) is that sympathetic noises were made to worried parents, the possibly traumatised children were ignored or not believed, and the teacher carried on working. But I still think that banning Jehovah's Witnesses from working in schools would be wrong.

Where are the old certainties? Give me Stalin and St Paul, as the man once sang - go on tell, me who sang that.

Monday 29 June 2009

Ruhemann and Salter support development on Kennet Meadows

it says here

http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/s/5321_fight_on_to_save_kennet_meadow

in His Master's Voice, so it must be true

actually it doesn't quote Salter, he went on the broadcast media later

hat-tip Rik Willis

told you

Mr Speaker

this is a bit before the event, and interesting to read just a few days later. I am involved in a book project at the moment which covers the mid-90s in London, and is very interesting historically, because it seems so close and is so different.

http://opinion.independentminds.livejournal.com/898584.html

Yes I know it is the vile Independent, but Simon Carr has always been able to write, and it is worth reading.

Interesting that Salter has allegedly developed a drink problem since 2005 - he did not have one before, cannabis was his drug of choice. I wonder why?

Sunday 28 June 2009

save the Alsace hamster

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/brussels-steps-in-to-save-the-great-hamster-of-alsace-1722469.html

tells us that Europe's only wild hamster lives around these parts and that France has been bad for not protecting it. It lives on what grows, and has traditionally been grown, around here, cabbages, lucerne etc, but increasingly they grow maize which is lucrative but not liked by hamsters. I have a hamster living with me now and she is called Pauline and is not an Alsace but a Russian one and is very pretty, but not very sociable, however that is the way of hamsters.

What is to be done? (As Lenin once asked).

Saturday 27 June 2009

cover her face - not

here is the always fab Norman Geras commenting on a Times leader which I have not read but it does not matter because what he says makes sense.

In its fifth paragraph the Times leader raises practical difficulties arising from the wearing of the burka: you can't properly drive a car or practise medicine; it impairs trust. Well, if these claims are true, then driving a car and practising medicine can be made conditional on not wearing a burka. And if someone behaves towards you or me in a way that impairs trust, we can make it plain what we think of their doing so by telling them.

The conclusion of the whole piece is the following:

An absolute ban on the burka is unnecessary and unenforceable. But civic education and religious debate... are the best way to consign to the dark ages this symbol of darkness.

Exactly so - except that non-religious debate is just as pertinent. The seeming reservations that were expressed here towards Mill's principles don't really come to anything when all is said and done.

Personally I find the sight of covered women offensive, and if I had children at school would object publicly to their being taught by a covered woman; I would also refuse to have medical treatment, or otherwise deal in the public services, with a covered woman. On the grounds that personal communication is necessary in these roles, and for that you need to see the person's face. If a woman feels the need to be covered she should stay out of public life. However whether I am personally offended or not is neither here nor there. Causing offence is often a good thing, and is never a reason for not doing something. So Sarkozy (whom I admire as a politician) is wrong about this, as France was wrong to ban the hijab in schools. Though it has to be said that here in Strasbourg I have seen many women and girls with the hijab or something like it, but never a burka-covered woman. I saw such women often in south London when I lived there, they may have been Somali (though how could you tell without seeing their faces) and often their male relatives, if accompanying them, were wearing crotch-hugging trousers and revealing chest hair with accompanying nestling medallions. Offensive on several counts.


Basher is back!

I'm not very good at this Twitter malarkey yet, but it will come, in the meantime:

http://twitter.com/MckRich

Note that he says he is trying to decide which council seat to accept. Pitiful stuff really. "Select me or I'll punch your teeth down your throat"? He's done it before.

Lollipop man Richard McKenzie, who wants the taxpayer to pay his mortgage and living costs and the costs to the NHS of his violent activities, while he goes to a university now that he cannot find anyone to employ him. This going to happen?

Friday 26 June 2009

consistency on Kennet Meadows? I think not!

this report of Tuesday's council meeting in Reading by Rik Willis is at least believable. Note that Cllr Ruhemann has not denied having at one stage, several years ago, supported house building on the Kennet Meadows. I heard him and Mr Salter tell the media they did on more than one occasion. Cllr Ruhemann is not a liar, unlike Mr Salter (Iraq vote, anyone?) which is why he chose to attack blogs and their authors rather than answering the question.

I met a man who wasn't there

a series of divisions in the House yesterday on regional select committees' proposed meetings around the country in their respective regions. Seems like a good idea to me, but the Government lost the first vote because its backbenchers were presumably getting beery downstairs in the Strangers' Bar. On the proposed meeting of the South-East Regional Grand Committee (for so they are known), to be held in Reading on Monday 14th September at 1030, there was also a division, this time not lost by the government, but Mr Salter abstained. What could be more important? I understand the meeting is to take place in his favourite constituency, Reading East, so surely the finest beer in the world could not matter more than the vote? Sadly it did. It mattered even more than the Reading GC, for which Mr Salter has never knowingly been on time.

On a slightly different note, a correspondent writes:

I read that Rethink has published a survey reporting that 11% of MPs have suffered from personal mental health problems, and as I know you have been accused of somehting along those lines by the bigoted Reading Labour boys maybe I can encourage you to help lift the stigma against mental health problems in general by commenting from a position of knowledge of the stresses entailed in the job.

Yeah, it's a stressful job. But so is cleaning offices (and I have done that too, many years ago) and so is teaching (which I have done more recently). And both of those pay less. And depression has very little to do with the kind of job you do. Fortunately I don't suffer from it. The correspondent was writing to me about a BBC report which mentions among other things that the Norwegian prime minister "admitted" suffering from depression and was still re-elected!

thriller

well, I had to get a Michael Jackson reference in somehow. And I didn't want to be as unkind as Guido's headline "Wacko Jacko Heart Attacko". And I was strangely impressed to see on TV this morning crowds of African-American people in New York paying their tribute by trying, and sometimes going a long way to succeeding, to dance like him.

here is a piece from Mr Salter's website about the stonking fabness of his activities on the "Select Committee on Reform of the House of Commons". He has been elected to this committee, he informs us. However, the parliamentary website lists no such committee. It lists Mr Salter as a member of the Home Affairs Select Committee. There is a Select Committee on Modernisation of the House of Commons, of which Mr Salter is not listed as a member. Perhaps he would care to explain this strange business to us - the phantom Select Committee which does not exist and does not meet (according to the calendar of meetings on the parliamentary website) but which none the less has done sterling work in persuading the Prime Minister to reform the Commons, at the instigation of Mr Salter. Or is this a gaffe by the overpaid Public Impact Ltd (prop. John Howarth, remember "Your Better Off With Labour")?

Oh and those who have seen fit to inform me that "the media" agree with Cllr Tony Page (see strapline) should remember that this blog is part of "the media" and that newspapers, like the almost-defunct Reading Evening Post, are a small and discredited part of "the media". However, the Reading Evening Post may well agree with Cllr Tony Page about all manner of things. I look forward to their articles on the subject.

Thursday 25 June 2009

Mr Speaker

and Mr Salter were reported like this:

Yesterday Mr Bercow's campaign manager, beery Martin Salter (Lab, Reading W), tried to cement his young man in place by saying: 'Mr Squeaker, it gives me particular pleasure to welcome you as our new reforming Squeaker.' He went on to say that 'the whole House should now get behind you'.
While Mr Salter was saying this there were groans and laughs from the Opposition. I heard someone make pretend retching sounds. When Mr Salter proceeded to ask a long question - longer than others were allowed - people shouted 'Speech!'. In other words: tell your mate Salter to shut up, Bercow.


by the estimable Quentin Letts of course

Saturday 20 June 2009

bloggers and anonymity

The Night Jack case (in which a rather good blog being written bya serving policeofficer and which won the Orwell Prize was publicly identified) has caused some parts of the blogosphere to get on their moral high horses.I disagree. Bloggers are no more entitled to protection than anyone else is. Tough for him, he didnt want to be identified, but now he has been. Blog openly andtell the truth, then there is nothing to hide and you can sleep easy at night. Applies to MPs and everyone else too.

a northern light

helpful pointers to Mr Salters published expenses are coming in thick and fast but not easy to link on my BlackBerry from Reykjavik, but yummy chocolate flavoured posting coming soon - I will go with the sourcee material not the comments ta

Monday 15 June 2009

expenses and allowances

This, from Mike Taylor of Oxford, citing a piece in the London Review of Books by Jonathan Raban, is one of the more intelligent things I have read on the subject.

Have you ever been taken up in some great wave of popular feeling and then towards the end had a sudden change of perspective that overturns everything? In the latest London Review of Books, Jonathan Raban writes about the MPs' expenses scandal. Viewing it from Seattle, he makes the interesting point that it isn't about expenses, it's about allowances. The Fees office colludes with MPs to help them claim an extra £23,000 or so that they can receive on top of salaries. This originates in the Thatcher era, I think, when the public wasn't minded to pay MPs more so the way round was to award an extra allowance. The expenses are therefore a fiction - it is only necessary to put together some more or less plausible list of spending that equalled the total one might claim as an allowance.This changes things, although it doesn't really excuse anything. It becomes a conspiracy against the public by the whole political class, to raise MPs' salaries by stealth. The items claimed as expenses turn out indeed to be just a joke. But it's a bad system because it is a deception (which has a corrupting influence) and because London MPs can't join in the game.Ever wished you were better informed? The whole Brown debacle is interesting for the way it is reported -- all the minutiae of the events, but no explanation of why it is turning out this way. The important thing to grasp, I think, is Brown's staggering inability as a team leader, his cultivation of factionalism (is Balls really as awful as he appears), and the real choices: will picking a new last-minute leader save anyone's seat, or would it just have the result of ending the new leader's career just as it began? The political reporting over here is dire -- it's just a soap opera, with Caroline Flint (who I reckon has been a competent minister) flouncing out -- but she was manoeuvred into a declaration of loyalty, and then abandoned. Loyalty is a two-way thing, you know.

Sunday 14 June 2009

he changed his mind too late

Mr Salter that is. Apparently he tried to persuade the party apparatchiks to stand down the Reading West selection and let him stand again - they refused, well done Mr Powers. As a consequence he refused to attend the selection meeting yesterday or have anything to do with it. There is a deafening silence on his website this morning - no statement of support for Nasty Naz, no "I look forward to campaigning with Naz in Reading" - and the Evening Post is going to print his spin tomorrow. Depressing really. I hope though that Dangerous Denise gets a good opportunity to be a candidate, she is excellent.

Saturday 13 June 2009

Was is Salter's bitch

this piece by Katesgrove councillor Warren Swaine (whose predecessor was Dictatorship Dave Sutton, who thought his constituents were "moronic", hah!) indicates that Mr Salter turned up at the Katesgrove Children's Centre extension opening today (it's in Reading East so of course he had to be there) and informed Mr Swaine that he Mr Salter had personally set up the centre, so Mr Swaine does an Evening Post and dutifully copies out this statement on his blog. Hmmm. Mr Swaine also informs us that the constituency MP was not there. I have intelligence that he was not invited. But let that not stand in the way of the facts. (voice of significant other from another room - "LibDems lying duplicitous bastards, what else is new?")

Does this mean that Mr Salter was not at the Nasty Naz selection meeting today? I think we should be told.

Nasty Naz it is then

congratulations etc etc

organised by Tony Page we hear

I had forgotten TP lived in Reading West - the constituency boundary goes down the middle of Castle Hill

well well

happy campaigning Naz

I do not think many of your erstwhile colleagues in Waltham Forest (a borough I have worked in and know something about) will be coming along to campaign for you from what they tell me

Con Gain Reading W

bye

today's the day

to select the Labour candidate in Reading West of course. On Thursday Newsnight did a feature on the Reading West constituency and this feature indicated that people who previously voted Labour are not minded to do so again. They filmed the event in Reading East of course. Now I don't know where the Reading West selection is being held, I suppose the boys might break their habit of years and have it in Reading West, I would like to think so. Because whoever is selected today should do their campaigning in Reading West and not East, and not follow Mr Salter's example. In any case the boys are looking for the weakest candidate they can get, which is why they stitched up Mark Bennett, who could have held the seat for Labour. They believe it is going Tory and they want Labour representation in Reading, rapidly becoming a distant memory thanks to their activities and the covert Tory support of Singleton-White and Sutton in particular, to be remembered as the utter stonking wonderfulness of Mr Salter, who managed to represent Reading West while hardly ever setting foot there.

Anyway, some people have been trying to post a story on this blog about my alleged claiming of parliamentary expenses (it's a long time ago boys, get over it) for a "palatial" property in Reading. I have let one such remark through and posted that it is a lie, which it is. But I know their ways. So if you have been told anything of the sort it is not true. During my eight years in Parliament I claimed Additional Costs Allowance for a flat in London. I had a flat in London during those years. I don't now. End of story. Mr Salter however claimed £1000 a month between 1997 and 2001 for a flat in London he did not have, and used the money to go fishing in India and Canada, and he now has a rather fine large property in Tilehurst on the proceeds. Nice if you can get it. And he can't say it was within the rules because it was not.

Friday 12 June 2009

go and see it

Ricky Gervais' film Cemetery Junction of course, I know I will. Notice in the His Master's voice piece that they say the Post is "Ricky Gervais' favourite newspaper" but that he doesn't say so himself. So they made that bit up. Not that they ever make their stories up, oh no Mr Murrill, the finest product of the Kent secondary modern school system. And why did the Post use a picture of Ricky Gervais with Mickey Mouse ears? Makes you wonder.

vote Moussavi!

yep, he da man to kick out loopy Ahmedinejad, as the Times correspondent notes here:. I hope readers agree that democracy is alive in Iran and that we should wish it health and vitality, and note the comments on the article, some of them from Iranians, saying the correspondent has it right.

Thursday 11 June 2009

Beckett for Speaker

There, that's my colours nailed to the mast. I have been a big fan since the 1980s. She has got exactly what it takes. The Telegraph says however that it is going to be John Bercow, and that Mr Salter is "organising his campaign". We'll see. Maybe readers would like to vote on it - let's get the Reading West selection out of the way (anybody know the venue? I do hope it is going to be in the constituency) first.

Tuesday 9 June 2009

the MP who doesn't vote

you guessed it, here is the Hansard from last night's Health Bill, but Mr Salter wasn't there. Was he mulling over the PLP from earlier in the evening? Was he even at the PLP earlier in the evening? I do not recall him as a regular attender.

Reading man murdered by Al-Qaeda

not my headline but His Master's Voice, see the story here

going to see marches in Reading calling for the killers to be brought to justice? Mr Salter at the forefront of a campaign? fundraising launch for his family? Anyone? (sound of tumbleweed blowing down a deserted street).

we are not Hezbollah now

the Lebanon elections of course, see here

a good thing, hein? Hein?

Friday 5 June 2009

Reading West selection

Well. You never know. Patsy Powers might just make an exception, stand down the Reading West short list already drawn up and sweep Mr Salter back into office. Maybe. While gordon Brown is looking the other way. If I were Nasty Naz Sarkar or Dangerous Denise Headley (who is getting more votes and is set to overtake Paul "PG Tips" Gittings) - see my little poll on the right - I would take a very dim view indeed. Oranjepan (who is not that little ginger bloke John Wood, cannot possibly be, oh no) rather oddly publishes a link to a letter from the only credible candidate for Reading West, Mark Bennett, who did not make the short list on the grounds of being a white bloke who is capable and intelligent and a hard worker and unlikely to let himself be bossed about by Mr Salter and the corrupt gang on the Labour Group. Oranjepan does however note that Mr Salter's fraudulent expenses past is closing in on him - you can tell it is when not only does he change his story from "I never claimed for a second home" to "I have claimed nothing since 2001" but His Master's Voice changes the story on its website to that too.

update: the following is an extract from Mr S's Westminster Diary:

First of all can I say thank you to all those people who have been emailing or calling my office, urging me to reconsider my decision to stand down at the next election after 25 years in public life in Reading. Whilst I appreciate all the kind things that have been said, I’m afraid my mind is made up. I’m very much looking forward to the next chapter in my life and to using what skills and experience I’ve amassed to benefit the work of a national charity.

Which charity is going to make him Chief Executive? I do hope it is not the one my niece has rather an important job in. Anyone got intelligence or suggestions?

grasshopper

has left us, read about him here if you can. I probably watched every one of the 46 episodes of the Kung Fu series in the 1970s and I had a Big Passion for David Carradine. Goodbye grasshopper.

Thursday 4 June 2009

Reading Borough Council Bill

has finally received its Second Reading. You can see the relevant part of the Hansard here. Notice that Mr Salter says that the Reading East MP pulled out of liaison meetings with Reading Borough Council involving the two MPs, and that the Reading East MP does not deny it. I did exactly the same thing, and for what I imagine are similar reasons, in 2002. I found it a poor use of my time, and that of councillors and officers, to wait 20 minutes for Mr Salter to arrive (he is rarely on time for anything) as the then council leader would not start the meeting until Mr Salter was present, then I felt personally compromised by having to witness Mr Salter bullying council officers and, in the words of a member of my staff who was present, "twisting the planning process". The then council leader, local librarian Dictatorship Dave Sutton, told me that there could be no liaison meetings without the presence of Mr Salter, so I had no further such meetings, but simply got briefings from council officers as I needed them. It appears that the Reading East MP of today does the same. A pattern emerging here? What is the common factor?

Notice too that Mr Salter talks only about Reading East. Either there is no issue with pedlars in his constituency, in which case he should have talked in general terms about the issue and about Reading Borough Council's position, or he has chosen to ignore the issue in his own constituency. But twas ever thus.

I see no letter

says Mr Salter on Sky News last night, as follows:



Mr Salter denied a letter was being circulated among Labour MPs seeking signatures to call for Gordon Brown to step down as Labour leader.
"I've not seen any letter being circulated and I've run a fair number of campaigns on the backbenches of the Labour party," he said.He added that rather than removing Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister should be given space to tackle the problems facing the country."We've got a man at the helm at the moment and whatever his unpopularity, [he] is best placed to see us through the economic problems," he said. "We've got to give him the space to do that. I'm sure people will reassess their position in the autumn."




Leaving aside the odd phrase "campaigns on the backbenches of the Labour Party" (what does that mean?) and the bizarre use of participles ("rather than removing Gordon Brown, the prime Minister should") and that it was an email not a letter, are we to understand that if Mr Salter says something is not happening then it is not happening? I hopped briefly on to Sky News last night myself, and while I did not hear the above words I did see Mr Salter, shown for some reason kissing Jacqui Smith. Whatever is going on? Liked Hazel's brooch by the way, maybe the Labour Party will start selling a line of those, like the alleged ice-pick earrings there used to be when the Trots were being hammered. Maybe.

Wednesday 3 June 2009

Freedom from Information

I was both delighted and dismayed today to receive a communication from the House of Commons authorities indicating to me that a Freedom of Information request had been placed in respect of the allowances I received under the Additional Costs Allowance from 1997 to 2002 (why only till then? I was an MP till 2005). Delighted, because it gives me the opportunity to reproduce the figures kindly supplied to the questioner by the House, as follows:

2001/2: £16,869
2002/3 £19,722

These figures "relate to the total claimed from the Additional Costs Allowance (from which the cost of staying away from the main home can be made) in 2001/2 and 2002/3". The reply concludes "No other information is held."

Oh yes it f***ing is. Payroll records are held. From 1997 to 2001 I claimed a total of approximately £12,000 a year (the allowances were a bit lower in those years) - all those amounts were in respect of having a place to stay in London - obviously if I had had no place to stay in London I could not have claimed the allowance, because that would have been fraudulent.

Dismayed, because the information is publicly available if you follow this link, as the reply indicates : it says "this has been taken from the data previously published on the Parliamentary website and therefore already in the public domain" - so how much did it cost the public purse for whichever f***wit without the nous to download the information from there and remind the public of its existence on their own website or by other means to request the House to send me a two-page paper letter here in France, with the opportunity to comment on it or to question officers of the House about it, which I shall not do as the information is correct and I have supplemented it, see above? Just how much?

As a clue to the identity of the questioner I shall reproduce the request as sent to me by the House authorities, as follows:

"Please could you provide me with the following information:

The total amount of public money provided to the ex-MP Jane Griffiths between the years 1997 and 2002 for the purpose of providing a home in London."

May I for ease of reference remind readers that Mr Salter supported a Tory Bill which if passed would have permitted MPs' correspondence to be exempted from the Freedom of Information Act. Fortunately the Government saw sense and refused to support such pernicious nonsense.

I hope all the above is helpful to those seeking transparency in these matters. Those who might be interested in the prudent use of public funds I fear will have no audience here.

they've excelled themselves

His Master's Voice that is. they have said that there is a "groundswell of public opinion" calling for Mr Salter to stay on and not stand down - not that Mr Salter told them to say that, oh no. And not that he was influenced by the "story" in the Filth yesterday, highlighted by me on this blog, oh no. Notice though that the HMV story was careful to say only that he has not claimed allowances for a second home in London since 2001. Because of course before that he did. Which is fraudulent.

Tuesday 2 June 2009

oh yeah?

this from the vile Guardian:

Reading West's Martin Salter, who never claimed a second-home allowance – he commutes, like many of his constituents – had previously decided to stand down. Now supporters are urging him to change his mind.

He doesn't claim it now. But he did from 1997 to 2001. For a non-existent London property. Because you could then. Except that others didn't. Because it's fraudulent. Come on then "supporters" - let's hear it from you. Mr Howarth?

Let's think about this. The selection process in Reading West for Labour has already begun. A short list has been drawn up. The final hustings take place a week on Saturday. Potential candidates like Nasty Naz and Dangerous Denise have presumably put some effort into this. Can Mr Salter have that whole process called off just because he fancies it? Does he have to seek to insert himself on to the short list as the sitting MP (under the rules you can do this, although you need to have previously stated in writing your intention to stand)? Or what? Is Patsy Powers going to change the rules for him? Would Nasty Naz and Dangerous Denise sue? Huh. It's all bollocks.

But then it was in the Guardian.

Kings Meadow Campaign

may, as this story in His Master's Voice says, have been given a ray of hope. I support the campaign to restore the baths and create a place for local people to go and enjoy themselves. Here is something that despite everything I never thought I would say - if you live in the borough of Reading and you vote Labour on Thursday you are giving a boost to the corrupt gang that wants to concrete over Kings Meadow. And always has. When Graeme Hoskin says the current controlling group, the Labour Group, wants to protect Kings Meadow, he is lying. It is as simple as that. People are voting in the European elections to make a comment about those who govern them. It should not be thus but it is. Personally I am voting Parti Socialiste here in France because I think that party will do a better job in Europe for France. But I do not think many UK voters are voting with that motivation. This is why UKIP is going to do rather well, despite the fact that they are a bunch of lunatics, and why the BNP will do quite well, electing at least one MEP (they will be grateful for the publicity Mr Salter has given them - being called Nazi thugs who are outside the mainstream is exactly what they want, it gives them the votes of the disaffected) - and the LibDems will do quite well too, taking the disaffected votes of those who think they are too nice to vote BNP.

Hey ho, hey ho, it's off to vote we go.

Polly Toynbee says vote LibDem

I have never been able to see the point of doing so myself, but yes, the sainted Polly, beloved of the pro-totalitarian Guardian readers, has said just that. A phrase from her piece which struck me was this:

a ragbag of Gypsy-bating, gay-bashing outcasts

She been to a Reading Labour Group meeting lately?

Mebyon Kernow

is the Cornish nationalist party. I have Cornish family and go there often - you see the Cornish flag flying much more often now than you used to. anyway, they are standing in the county elections, which the UK quaintly has on Thursday (we in the real Europe vote of course on Sunday). They used to be in the pockets of the LibDems, but seemingly not any more. Hat-tip Tom Harris for this, which informs us that a Mebyon Kernow candidate is taking legal advice after he was called a "greasy-haired twat" by a LibDem candidate - in a leaflet yet! Excellent stuff. Who said elections were boring?

update: I have now seen a picture of the Mebyon Kernow bloke, presumably issued by the LibDems to show that their epithet was factual.