Oh but silly old us. A Prime Minister who actually knew what he believed in and wanted to do something about it had to be got rid of, and we are left with a dysfunctional ditherer, who has left only David Cameron's failure to convince the public standing between the British people and a Tory landslide. A hung parliament is what is most likely. Thanks Gordon. Thanks Guardian. Don't come crying to me when it's all done.
Oh and diligent readers will know that I almost never make predictions about elections or other contests, despite those on the comments who try to pretend that I do, but I have made one today.
In the name of God, go.