you have to read this post out loud in a Geordie accent for it to work, OK Mr Howarth|?
Nasty Naz is ahead of course, but who are his friends in the house?
Dangerous Denise is coming up on the side, she is a hard worker, in fact she is hard full stop, do not mess with her - but she is having a laugh with the girls we hear
Paul "PG Tips" Gittings is trying to get what is happening, but he doesn't. The other house mates are trying to persuade him to dress up in a cat suit, but it isn't working.
Dick Willy from Southampton has told the other house mates "I'm from Southampton".
Nasty Naz to the diary room...