Friday, 15 June 2012

a girl in Reading East?

my little poll has shown some remarkable developments in the last day or two.  From looking like a two-horse race between Martin Salter and Tony Jones, just as Salter pulled ahead the GIRL tendency surged into the lead, from nowhere,  VERY interesting.  Have there been unforeseen changes in Reading Labour?  I think we should be told.  Last time a GIRL was selected from a non-all-female shortlist - well, we know what happened.  The seat was won from the Tories and held at the next election with an increased majority.  Never again, they said.  We're not having THAT.  Have they come to their senses now, hein?

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

No . Of course not. They just miss the wonderful experience of persecuting one over an eight year elctoral cycle - and the sadistic sexual kick it gave them. All that orgasmic complaining to the NEC and successive Chief Whips. All that arousal-at-a-remove business of contacting Matthew Norman and Marina Hyde of The Filth - even Pants on Fire McGuire at The Daily Mirror. And Darcus Howe at The New Statesman. And the final climax of the DE-SELECTION CONFERENCE!!!! After a high like that - life can never be lived in the low lane again. Or the slow lane. They want to experience the thrills all over again. Or maybe they have been reading 'What they do in the dark' by Amanda Coe. Same difference.

Anonymous said...

Well whoever the bring, anyone had to be better than that waste of time Wilson. Better still, why don't you go for it?

Anonymous said...

Read the comment above, Anonymous.


JG in any case would not want a nasty semi semi marginal.

Not even a top drawer one with THAT CLP.

Jane Griffiths said...

when everyone of those corrupt shits has been driven from office my work here will be done

Anonymous said...

Quite. Preferably imprisoend.

Anonymous said...

ah, flapping of white coats....

Anonymous said...

Yes, Salter and Singlton - White certainly did have serious need of the men in white coats to deal with their odd and unbalanced behaviour towrads an extremely electorally successful MP. Well said last Anon!!

Anonymous said...

I echo that! And wasn't Howarth some loony tunes who hit his wife if she so much as batted an eyelid - instead of battering a pancake?

( Do you mean buttering? Ed)

No - I mean battering - as in pancakes and people.

Anonymous said...

I thought that was Basher but who cares about accuracy when there is mud to be slung.

theflashingblade said...

And I thought it was the previous Mrs Howarth who did the throwing of plates around.

Anonymous said...

A poo has no nose.

Anonymous said...

Unless there is a very late surge, the Girl has it by at least a head and two paws.

I wonder whether Anne Moffat would like to apply.

Anonymous said...

Well - the poll has closed the votes have been cast and THE GIRL has won the day.

Welcome to anyone of the female gender who is a masochist!!