Things I thought I'd never say no. 327.
I get some haters on this blog from time to time, but the Post has now gone better than most of them. They left out the gun porn that I get from time to time (those are the comments that get deleted, oddly enough) but there's still time for that. Thanks Reading Evening Post for offering me a photocall tomorrow to publicise my book, I shall be there. Such a tidal wave of pathological hatred and lies from someone on your website called Paul Cassell (who?) is bound to drive up sales, ta very much.
My little book has done no harm to anyone, and I am glad that it has not so far been treated unkindly. Readers will however wonder who this person is who is being savagely attacked by this Mr Cassell, who as far as I know I have never met. A piece of staggering journalistic ineptitude. Congratulations chaps.
See you tomorrow, Reading people. I've almost forgotten how to get there, it is years and years since I had anything to do with the place.